kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls)

assholedisney:

some are born with great eyebrows, some achieve great eyebrows, and some have great eyebrows drawn upon them

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard